No, that's not the detritus of my weekend.
I've actually given up the 311 for the moment and am now walking to work, which is far more interesting than staring out the window of the bus. Yesterday morning I came across a few abandoned toys, including that bong on Nimrod Street, as well as a dollhouse on Tewkesbury Avenue:
And a condom on Darley Street:
I wonder what I'll see today.